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The Menopausal Vampire’s Breakfast Drink Recipe

Monday, July 15th, 2019

I’ve been getting lots of email with questions about Bitten: Confessions of a Menopausal Vampire. People want to know if I have personal experience with the “issues” of Kristen Ottiosman the Menopausal Vampire. Maybe. Here and there. Am I a blood sucker? Don’t think so. Kristen would say–“I don’t do that anymore!” I say–“I never have been a blood sucker, menopausal, yes, but not the other thing–I’d remember that.”

Many readers seem to think Kristen’s lifestyle choices are either too bizarre or too cool, the Menopausal Vampire’s dietary, make that drinking, habits landing in the cool column. They are particularly interested in her morning beverage of Dirty Shamus and have asked for the recipe. So here it is.

Menopausal Vampire’s Breakfast Drink

Dirty Shamus Breakfast Drink Recipe:

1 large bottle of Irish Crème Liquor

1 bottle Bailey’s Salted Caramel Liquor

Brewed Dark Roast Coffee

Directions: Pour both bottles of Irish Crème and Bailey’s Salted Caramel into a decanter to make Dirty Shamus. Fill a big coffee cup with Dirty Shamus and add coffee to taste.

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